Sunday, October 25, 2009

Batu di jalanan atau Rock di atas pentas

Batu : Assalamualaikum.

Rock : yooooo broooo.... batuuu bataaannnn....

Batu : bukan itu. kenali aku terlebih dahulu sebagai batu.

Rock : yooo penting ke? sudah aku kenali kau objek yang tidak berguna dan berat.
Baik jadi seperti aku sangat hebat, ROCK!

Batu : Aku tak sempurna. Rupa bentuk tak menjadi masalah, pegangngan dan niat tu lagi
penting. nak jadi Rock kenelah pastikan diritu bersedia nak jadi rock dan kenali Apa itu
rock.

Rock: Bro da tentulah gua hidup-hidup je tros Rock, baju gua, sluar gua, kasut gua semua kulit.
Luuu ape ade?

Batu : Aku takde ape cume sebiji batu dan yang pasti aku tidak disarungkan ketika dilahirkan.
nama pun disarungkan, bukan menyarung sendiri.

Rock : Alamak luuu brooo.. sarung ke disarung ke yang penting ROCK. Gua kayer family pon
kayer semua pon suke. Kawan-kawan gua yang miskin-miskin pon semua beria jadi ROCK
jugak same cam gua. Takde masalah pun?. Luuu batu batan semua pon benci.

Gibson : hello guys, Sorry. I need help. Anyone can speak english?

Rock : woooww yoooo mat sallehhhh.. yess yesss ....

Gibson : good. Do u know where is Hard Rock Cafe nearby?

Rock : wooowww Luuu cakap luu tokey Hard Rock Cafe ke brooo? Rock glerrr. yo yo yo kasi
masuk free tengokk. ahahahhaha Mai kopi secawan....

Gibson : what? excuse me? what are you talkg about? in english, please...

Rock : apa yang kau mencarut ni mat salleh... **^%$#%^^

Batu : Sorry mr.?

Gibson : Mr.Les paul ... Les Paul Gibson...

Batu : Sorry Mr. Gibson.Sorry im not really good in english and also Sorry about my friend . My
name is Batu, And this my friend Rock. i know the place that you wanted to go Mr.Gibson.
Btw did you just said Les Paul Gibson?

Gibson : its ok, i'm really thankful to god cuz found you. yes i'm Les Paul Gibson...

Batu : Ya allah. Nice to finally meet you. Am i dreaming? you are the legend. Father of the electri
guitar.

Gibson : ahihihih thanks. i'm just ordinary people like you. your friend's name is rock and you is
Batu it's ?

Rock: ...................hm.........hmm....

Batu : yes that is Rock and my name is Batu. Batu in english is Rock. While we are talking lets
walk and i show you the place that you should go to.

Gibson : ok thanks you so much Batu. wow you both got the same name and meaning maybe a
little bit in different languages. But i pity u dude, u look like a Rockers but cant speak in
english. And you nice guys Batu im really proud of you dude. Take this tickets dont
miss the show and bring your friends too ok.

Rock: ..........hmm.........hm.........hmm....

Batu : Dammmt... thanks you so much Mr. Gibson .......i will i will......

5 comments:

  1. sometimes don't jugde a book by it's cover..

    sometimes yang buruk itulah yang permata..

    sometimes yang cantik itulah yang kaca..

    temanya di sini kalo kita cantik n bergaya sekali pun kalo otak takde..(ilmu takde) tak guna.. so ringan2 kepala otak cari ilmu dan dengan ilmulah kita akan dipandang walaupun kita tidaklah s'glamour mana.. erk!

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  2. Perrk terbaek la care menilai seni hang comic fanz.. sape name betul hang eh? thanks sbb sentiasa memberikan semangat kepada manis untuk terus bekarya...

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  3. Manis.. takde planning tok lagu baru ke???

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  4. Ade .. skrg nie tgh pikir mane satu lagu yang perlu dibuat single utk radio sbb kami kekurangan wang.. so kene kerje kumpul-kumpul da mampu baru recording n bwat 2nd EP....

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  5. hey. awesome metaphore. :)

    reminds me a bit of iklan NST. heheh.

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